Bad baddie cake.
Just wanna slap it off the table. Get it out of sight. Bad cake doesn’t even deserve the plate it’s sitting on. How dare they serve such a thing. It’s supposed to be a celebration! Good things are happening and this bad cake has to show up.
The worst is that it is beautiful. If not a looker, it at least looks decent.
But inside…nothing. Just dry, tasteless, uninspired crumbs. The cake version of the online dating experience. There should be penalties for such foolery – in the cake world, AND the dating world. No amount of icing can sweeten deceit.
Bad cake is offensive.
A waste of everyone’s time and ingredients.
Bad cake offends me.
It offends my family.
